Kids Are
Quick
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor ?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile' ?
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about ?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me !
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty ?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is.
TEACHER: No, Millie. Always say, ‘I am.'
MILLIE: All right. 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't
punish him ?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating ?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his ?
CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested ?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Laughter Is The Soul's Medicine