How would The Israeli React
To "Fly" In His Cup Of Coffee ?
-The
British: will throw the cup into the street and leave the coffee shop for good
-The
American: will get the insect out and drink the coffee
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The Chinese: will eat the insect and drink the coffee
-The
Israeli will:
(1)
Sell the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese
(2)
Cry on all media channels that he feels insecure
(3) Accuse
the Palestinians, Hizb Allah, Syria and Iran of using germ-weapons…!
(4)
Keep on crying about anti-Semitism and violations of Human rights...?
(5)
Ask the Palestinian President to stop planting insects in the cups of coffee
(6)
Re-occupy the West Bank, Gaza Strip
(7)
Demolish houses, confiscate lands, cut water and Electrify from Palestinian
houses and randomly shoot Palestinians
(8)
Ask the United States for urgent military support and a Loan of one million
dollars in order to buy a new cup of coffee
(9)
Ask the United Nations to punish the coffee-shop owner By making him offer free coffee to him till the end of
the Century
(10)
Last but not least, accuse the whole world to be Standing still, not even sympathizing
with the Israeli Nation