Reasons Why Life Is Better As A Quadriplegic
1) A pair of shoes will last a lifetime.
2) You never have to do any chores.
3) You don't have to "make the first
move."
4) You get money for doing nothing.
5) You feel virtually no pain.
6) You don't have to look for a seat in a
crowded room.
7) You get to bring a reclining chair to the
movies.
8) Your personal chauffeur takes you where you
want to go.
9) You never get your clothes all sweaty.
10) No one cares if you're short.
11) You’ll never
get germs from doorknobs.
12) There's no reason to be afraid of needles.
13) No more writer’s cramp.
14) You don't have any nervous body movements.
15) Your servants feed you.
16) You'll never get caught picking your nose.
17) You won't pick scabs.
18) You won't trip.
19) Everyone politely opens doors for you.
20) Your feet never fall asleep.
21) You have an excuse not to work out.
23) You don't have to clap at a really lame
speech.
24) You won't dirty hands while eating a messy
meal.
25) You're not very abusive.
26) No one can completely critique how well
your clothes fit since you're always sitting.
27) You're never responsible for making a mess.
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